shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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(Source: kakkurau)

1nd2rd3st:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

“Yes, but you might catch something from me” that’ll get him to use a condom haha

1nd2rd3st:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

“Yes, but you might catch something from me” that’ll get him to use a condom haha

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

(Source: yiffjpg)

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

skinnygirlfit:

toneyourbody:

myfitness-app:

Workout buddies come in all sizes.

he looks a little worried 

“fuc- it’s getting faster-runrunrunrunrunshitshitshitshitshit”

cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

(Source: mattymiller)

marsatrix:

ultrafacts:

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There’s speculation, which is kind of creepy, that mirrors are actually a parallel universe. You’re literally looking at yourself in another universe, and they’re doing the exact same thing as you, and think the exact same things as you.
You can’t actually prove that it’s true, and you can’t prove that it’s not true, because if it is you in another universe, your reflection in the mirror will think and do exactly what you’re doing. Even if you try to trick yourself in the mirror to do something different, the other will think the same thing, and do the same as you, because they are you.

marsatrix:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

There’s speculation, which is kind of creepy, that mirrors are actually a parallel universe. You’re literally looking at yourself in another universe, and they’re doing the exact same thing as you, and think the exact same things as you.

You can’t actually prove that it’s true, and you can’t prove that it’s not true, because if it is you in another universe, your reflection in the mirror will think and do exactly what you’re doing. Even if you try to trick yourself in the mirror to do something different, the other will think the same thing, and do the same as you, because they are you.

(Source: ultrafacts)

precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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momentsofweakness:

egberts:

imagine getting a howler at hogwarts and opening it and getting rickrolled

And hardly anyone understands what the hell is going on, except for those three other muggleborn kids who are laughing their asses off.

bookahplease: