(Source: jakeparalta)

attuition:

Amy Poehler is a gift to this planet

(Source: bricesander)

naturallywholocked:

if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

(Source: arcaneimages)

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

onlylolgifs:

Dog knows difference between bath and walk.

(Source: onlylolgifs)

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

(Source: awwww-cute)

xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS

xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS

(Source: 89cats)

freestylemonster:

eyeballfarts:

awww

If you don’t have room for a baby monkey on your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

freestylemonster:

eyeballfarts:

awww

If you don’t have room for a baby monkey on your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

j5h:

canaydian:

FUCK science

okay now hold on a second

image

(Source: 13hr)

fuck-you-from-florida:

maketotaldestroyx:

j-wolf-harding:

Talk about teamwork.

Holy fuck


This is just bad ass..

fuck-you-from-florida:

maketotaldestroyx:

j-wolf-harding:

Talk about teamwork.

Holy fuck

This is just bad ass..

(Source: relentless-soul)

urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

baby's first words

  • mom: say mama
  • mom: say ma-ma
  • mom: say it!
  • baby:
  • baby:
  • baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now