"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—
"who taught you to make origami sydney opera houses out of napkins-"
Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD I- fuck what was I dreaming about again
"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*sketchers light up*
the biggest lie i’ve ever told myself is that i’m going to shower in 5 minutes
it has been 16 years and i still don’t know what to do with my hands during pictures
I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg
THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH
i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish
the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school